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Like A Lot Of People, I’ve Always Enjoyed Commenting On Strangers’ Outfits. Unlike A Lot Of People, I Now Had A New Megaphone To Do It With. And, Let Me Tell You, Commenting On People’s Hilarious Clothing Choices Through A Megaphone Makes It So Much Better.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.