Nothing Is Stranger To Man Than His

A Short Life Is Better For Mankind, For A Long Life Would Deprive Man Of His Optimism.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

The Sole Perfection Which Modern Civilization Attains Is A Mechanical One; Machines Are Splendid And Flawless, But The Life Which Serves Them Or Is Served By Them, Is Neither Superb Nor Brilliant, Nor More Perfect Nor More Graceful; Nor Is The Work Of The Machines Perfect; Only They, The Machines, Are Like Gods.

Socialism Is Good When It Comes To Wages, But It Tells Me Nothing When It Comes To Other Questions In Life That Are More Private And Painful, For Which I Must Seek Answers Elsewhere.

Great God Of The Ants, Thou Hast Granted Victory To Thy Servants. I Appoint Thee Honorary Colonel.