Not Unlike The Toaster, I Control Darkness.

Life Is Messy. Would That Every Puzzle Piece Fell Into Place, Every Word Was Kind, Every Accident Happy, But Such Is Not The Case. Life Is Messy

We Ask The Gods For Answers And They Give Us Questions

In Business, As In Politics, The Public Is Ever So Tolerant Of Those Who Slime.

Love Is Not Something You Think About, It Is A State In Which You Dwell

This Story Is Not And Never Was Meant To Challenge Anyone's Faith; However, If One's Faith Can Be Shaken By Stories In A Humorous Novel, One May Have A Bit More Praying To Do.