Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

I Like Any Cereal. I Like The Idea Of Just Eating And Drinking With One Hand Without Looking.

What Would The World Be Like If People Said Whatever They Were Thinking, All The Time, Whenever It Came To Them? How Long Would A Blind Date Last? About 13 Seconds, I Think. Oh, Sorry, Your Rear End Is Too Big. That's Ok, Your Breath Stinks Anyway. See You Later.

If A Book About Failures Doesn't Sell, Is It A Success?

I Do Not Know Why Anyone Would Host An Awards Show. No Matter How Unbelievably Well You Do At It, The Only Thing That Can Happen Is You Get Asked Again To Host An Awards Show.

Introducing 'lite': The New Way To Spell 'light'; But With Twenty Per Cent Fewer Letters.