Not All Knowledge Comes From College.

Why Does A Chicken Coop Only Have Two Doors? ... Because If It Had Four Doors, It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.

I Always Complain Because I'm Old Now And Everything Hurts.

People With Dirty Jobs Are Happier Than You Think. As A Group, They're The Happiest People I Know.

Michael Brown And Eric Garner Died Because They Got Into A Confrontation That Could Have Been Easily Avoided. That's What Made Their Deaths So Tragic.

What You Do, Who You’re With, And How You Feel About The World Around You, Is Completely Up To You.