None Of My Friends Were Ever As

It's Very Weird Because The 'it' Guy Usually Is Not The 'it' Guy Next Year Or Even A Guy That Anyone Is Talking About.

I Turned Down A Scholarship To Yale. The Problem With College Is That There's A Tendency To Mistake Preparation For Productivity. You Can Prepare All You Want, But If You Never Roll The Dice You'll Never Be Successful.

I Am Trying To Impress Myself. I Have Yet To Do It.

I Was Doing Stand Up Comedy When I Was 11, That's How I Got Started; Not Because I Wanted To Do Comedy, But Because We Were Broke, Living In Echo Park In Downtown Los Angeles, From 1986, I Saw The Rodney King Riots; My Parents Didn't Really Work. But I Wanted A New Backpack, That's How I Got Into This Business - I Wanted A New Backpack.

If I Have Enough Money To Eat I'm Good.