Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.