Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

Somebody Asked Me The Question Not Too Long Ago: 'dave, Do You Think The Music Business Has Turned Corrupt.' I Said: 'absolutely Not - It Has Always Been Corrupt.'

I Just Wanted To Be In Show Biz. I Wanted To Make Music And Sing And Dance, Tell Jokes And Stories, Make Ya Smile, Make Ya Cry - And Charge You $ 8.50

You Stick Your Head Above The Crowd And Attract Attention And Sometimes Somebody Will Throw A Rock At You. That's The Territory. You Buy The Land, You Get The Indians.

Rock & Roll Is Not So Much A Question Of Electric Guitars As It Is Striped Pants.