No Vice Is So Bad As Advice.

You're Only As Good As Your Last Picture.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.

That's The Unfortunate Thing About Death. It's So Terribly Final.

If Ants Are Such Busy Workers, How Come They Find Time To Go To All The Picnics?