No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

All The Arts In America Are A Gigantic Racket Run By Unscrupulous Men For Unhealthy Women.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.