No More Excuses. I Can't Blame Anything

We, In America, Love A Story - We Need A Story To Get Involved In. But Then Everything Becomes More About How The Story Protects A Certain Perception As We Pick Sides.

Fame Makes You Feel Permanently Like A Girl Walking Past Construction Workers.

Man, When I'm Riding With The Helmet On, I'm Invisible. And People Just Deal With Me As The Guy On The Bike... It Gives You A Chance To Read 'em.

I Spent The '90s Trying To Hide Out, Trying To Duck The Full Celebrity Cacophony.

There Are No Secrets At Our House. We Tell The Kids, 'mom And Dad Are Going Off To Kiss.' They Go, 'eww, Gross!' But We Demand It.