No Man Or Woman Born, Coward Or

This Is The Way I've Always Thought It Should Be. We've Always Blamed Ourselves, But I Guess We Know What Cylinder Wasn't Firing!

Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services!

Nobody Gets Into Heaven Without A Glowstick.