No Friendship Is An Accident.

I'll Give You The Whole Secret To Short Story Writing. Here It Is. Rule 1: Write Stories That Please Yourself. There Is No Rule 2.

In Dress, Habits, Manners, Provincialism, Routine And Narrowness, He Acquired That Charming Insolence, That Irritating Completeness, That Sophisticated Crassness, That Overbalanced Poise That Makes The Manhattan Gentleman So Delightfully Small In Its Greatness.

This Fair But Pitiless City Of Manhattan Was Without A Soul ... Its Inhabitants Were Manikins Moved By Wires And Springs.

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

What Else Can You Expect From A Town Thats Shut Off From The World By The Ocean On One Side And New Jersey On The Other?