Ninety Percent Of All Prisoners In All

I Want The Roast To Be Like A Party Where Everybody Goes And Has A Good Time.

When I See A Good Singer, I Get Teary-eyed. Part Of It Is Jealousy Because All Comedians Are Frustrated Rock Stars. That's A Fact.

South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

People Are Not Afraid To Be Very Direct With Police. And I Think That's Part Of The Problem Is That People Are Angry At The Cops And Then The Cops Are Stressed Out And They, You Know, Pay It Backwards, So To Speak.

Charlie Sheen Is To Stand-up What Larry Flynt Is To Standing Up.