Newcastle Are Absolutely Besotted By Injuries.

If Plan A Fails, They Could Always Revert To Plan A.

He Looks Like A Man Who Has Nits And Worms At The Same Time.

If You're A Goalkeeper, It Doesn't Matter What You Save The Ball With; If You Keep It Out, It's Not A Goal.

My Feeling Is Unless They've Somebody Lined Up And They Are Convinced He Is Going To Be Better Than Brian, I Think Their Decision Has Been Made In Haste.

He Reminds Me Of A Completely Different Version Of Robbie Earle.