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Nowadays It Is The Fashion To Pretend That No Single Individual Is Ever Responsible For A Successful Advertising Campaign. This Emphasis On "teamwork" Is Bunkum - A Conspiracy Of The Mediocre Majority.

Supposing You've Got An Acute Appendicitis. You've Got To Be Operated On Tonight. Would You Like To Have A Surgeon Who's Read Some Books Of Anatomy And Knows How To Do That Operation - Or Would You Prefer To Have A Surgeon Who Refused To Read All Books About Anatomy And Relied On His Own Instinct?

The Business Community Wants Remarkable Advertising, But Turns A Cold Shoulder To The Kind Of People Who Can Produce It. That Is Why Most Advertisements Are So Infernally Dull.... Our Business Needs Massive Transfusions Of Talent. And Talent, I Believe, Is Most Likely To Be Found Among Nonconformists, Dissenters, And Rebels.

Most Readers Look At The Photograph First. If You Put It In The Middle Of The Page, The Reader Will Start By Looking In The Middle. Then Her Eye Must Go Up To Read The Headline; This Doesn't Work, Because People Have A Habit Of Scanning Downwards. However, Suppose A Few Readers Do Read The Headline After Seeing The Photograph Below It. After That, You Require Them To Jump Down Past The Photograph Which They Have Already Seen. Not Bloody Likely.

When Someone Is Made The Head Of An Office In The Ogilvy & Mather Chain, I Send Him A Matrioshka Doll From Gorky. If He Has The Curiosity To Open It, And Keep Opening It Until He Comes To The Inside Of The Smallest Doll, He Finds This Message: If Each Of Us Hires People Who Are Smaller Than We Are, We Shall Become A Company Of Dwarfs. But If Each Of Us Hires People Who Are Bigger Than We Are, We Shall Become A Company Of Giants.