Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

It's Getting So If A Man Wants To Stand Well Socially, He Can't Afford To Be Seen With Either The Democrats Or The Republicans.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.

If You Live Right, Death Is A Joke To You As Far As Fear Is Concerned.

Golf Is A Wonderful Exercise. You Can Stand On Your Feet For Hours, Watching Somebody Else Putt.