Never Point At Anything Beige And Call

Straight Girls Like Me. They Flirt With Me To Get Whatever They Want. Of Course It Works.

It's Not That I Don't Like Penises. I Just Don't Like Them On Men.

A Woman Will Allow Herself To Be Clouded By Her Emotions. Her Reasonable Thought Becomes Completely Unreasonable Over The Most Ridiculous Thing. It's A Girl Thing.

No One Has The Responsibility To Be Out To Anyone But Himself Or Herself. I Made My Choice A Million Years Ago.

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.