Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.