My Wife Gives Good Headache.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

When I Got Back Into Show Business In 1961, I Felt - For Obvious Reasons - That Nothing In My Life Went Right, And I Realized That Millions Of People Felt The Same Way. So When I First Came Back My Catch Phrase Was "nothing Goes Right." Early On, That Was My Setup For A Lot Of Jokes.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.