My Wife And I Don't Have Kids

I Always Feel In Improv That Nothing Is Ever As Good Once It's Repeated.

Any Ensemble - They Didn't Call It "the All-male Expendables," For Example. But It's Hollywood's Fault That People Say That, Because There Have Been So Few Movies That Have Allowed Women To Have These Leading Roles, So That's Hollywood's Fault.

I'm Just Always A Bit Thrown When, In The Immediate Aftermath Of Some Event Which Makes Us Feel Like Either God's Out To Get Us Or He's Not Doing His Job As Well As He Can, We All Still Get Together And Continue To Ask Him For Help.

Forty Is The Line Of Demarcation That Says You're An Adult Now. You're An Adult, So Don't Pretend You're A Kid Anymore.

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.