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Be As Romantic As You Please About Love ... But You Mustn't Be Romantic About Money.

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The Utmost I Can Bear For Myself In My Best Days Is That I Was One Of The Hundred Best Playwrights In The World, Which Is Hardly A Supreme Distinction.