My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.