My Secrets Are Petty But Humiliating.

To Appear Well Dressed, Be Skinny And Tall.

Wit Saves Us From Being Swallowed Whole By Life.

Arrogance Frowns; Pride Smiles.

The Banker Rubs His Nose, Thinking Of His Cat Stalking Something On The Lawn.

Listen To What People Say About Themselves; They Will Tell You Everything You Need To Know.