My Real Name Was Thomas Jones Woodward,

Winning The Outstanding Contribution Award Is Great, Because You Know You Have Won In Advance. Previously, I Have Been Really Nervous During The Ceremony Because You Have No Idea If You Are Going To Get Called Up On Stage. This Time I Could Relax And Enjoy Myself.

Try To Remember The Kind Of September When Life Was Slow And Oh So Mellow. Try To Remember The Kind Of September When Grass Was Green And Grain Was Yellow. Try To Remember The Kind Of September When You Were A Tender And Callow Fellow. Try To Remember And If You Remember Then Follow Follow.

You Are Only A Young Talent, But We Don't Know How Old Your Soul Is.

I Didn't Have To Play Rugby That Well, And I Didn't Have To Play Cricket That Well, Because I Had This Voice.

I Couldn't Do The Heavy Rock Thing Anymore. Noddy Holder Was Around Kicking Every Singer In The ***. I Never Wanted To Be A Pop Singer. Christ, How I Hated Noddy!