My Mom Just Told Me It's Impossible

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.

I Don't Roll Like That But I've Never Been With A Hooker Either. Yeah, That's Good To Say In An Interview Cause I Feel Bad A Little Because People Grew Up Watching Me And That's A Little Disturbing.

My Dad's Like, If Your Mom And I Are Having Sex And We Videotape It And She Falls Out Of Bed Funny, Can I Win Ten-thousand Dollars?

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

As Time Goes On, The More I Value Doctors And Plumbers. Doctors A Little More. I Can Fix My Own Toilet But I Still Can't Operate On Myself.