My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

I Was A Mother's Boy.

You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't Do It.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.