My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.