My Definition Of A Good Hotel Is

You Do What You Do Best, Try To Stop Guys Like Me

Ok Let Me Explain, If You Were Bitten By A Mad Infected Dog, Who Will You Blame? The Dog Or Its Owner? Definitely The Owner, So, All The Blame Is On The Usa Government’s Shoulders For Adopting And Supporting A State Like Israel

When You Love Someone You Gotta Trust Them, There's No Other Way. You Gotta Give Them The Key To Everything That's Yours. Otherwise, What's The Point?

When You Make A Drama, You Spend All Day Beating A Guy To Death With A Hammer, Or What Have You. Or, You Have To Take A Bite Out Of Somebody's Face. On The Other Hand, With A Comedy, You Yell At Billy Crystal For An Hour, And You Go Home.

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