My Dad Loved To Laugh. He Was

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

I've Been Involved With Shrek For Eleven Years, So You'd Better Like Shrek If You're Going To Be Involved With It For Eleven Years. I Do, I Like It A Great Deal, So I Enjoy It.

I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's For Sure. There's Nothing Like It. I Just Hosted, And I Felt I'd Only Been Away For A Week.

While It Is Nice To Be Discovered, It's Much Better To Discover Yourself.