Monogamous Musicians Are Like Vegan Hockey Players.

One Of The Best Moments Of Any Liars Show Is Hearing The Crowd Squawk 'we're Doomed! We're Doomed!' On Cue During 'we Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own.' Maybe Not The Most Uplifting Audience Sing-along In The Indie Rock World, But One Of The Most Reliably Entertaining.

Every American Wants A Clean Slate, But Nobody Wants To Lose What They've Got.

'the Queen Is Dead' Is Not Merely The Smiths' Best Album, But It Is One Of Those Timeless, Perfect, Inexhaustible Artifacts That Could Only Have Been Made By A Gang Of Sullen, Sun-deprived Rock & Roll Boys Fighting Off Adulthood Tooth And Nail.

When You Stick A Song On A Tape, You Set It Free.

It Goes Without Saying That 'buncha Losers' Comedies Speak To Tough Times. The Massive Unemployment Of The Reagan Years Gave Us 'taxi,' 'cheers' And The Genre-defining 'night Court,' A Show You Could Never Admit To Watching Without Making People Feel Sorry For You.