Midnight, And The Kitties Are Sleeping.

Dingoes, Jackals, Skunks, Vipers And Weasel Are Now Illegal In New York City. Well Great, Who's Going To Run Cbs?

President Bush Says Now He Is Sticking To His Plan For Handing Over Power To The Iraqis On June 30. It's Also Part Of His Plan To Hand Over Power To John Kerry On January 20.

Don't Use Your Bedroom For Work, Unless You're A Prostitute.

The United States Has Launched Airstrikes Against Isis. It's Being Called 'operation Approval Ratings.'

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.