Men Take More Pains To Mask Than

Families Ought To Be Noisy.

Let No Pleasure Tempt Thee, No Profit Allure Thee, No Persuasion Move Thee, To Do Anything Which Thou Knowest To Be Evil; So Shalt Thou Always Live Jollity; For A Good Conscience Is A Continual Christmas.

Experience Keeps A Dear School, But Fools Will Learn In No Other, And Scarce In That; For It Is True We May Give Advice, But We Cannot Give Conduct.

Historians Relate Not So Much What Is Done As What They Would Have Believed.

I Guess I Don't So Much Mind Being Old, As I Mind Being Fat And Old.