Media, The Plural Of Mediocrity.

Precious Was One Of A Large Number Of People On The Street, Many Of Whom Appeared To Be Women; Some, Like Precious, Actually Were.

The Auditorium, Named After A Dead Queens Politician Is Windowless In Honor Of The Secrecy In Which He Lived And, Probably, The Bank Vaults He Frequented.

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

People Born In Queens, Raised To Say That Each Morning They Get On The Subway And "go To The City," Have A Resentment Of Manhattan, Of The Swiftness Of Its Life And Success Of The People Who Live There.