Maybe It's A Little Ambitious Of Me

The Problem With Prime Beef Is That There Are So Many People Out There Selling Offal. So You Don't Know When You're Going Eat A Shitty Gangster Movie. Because Everybody Knows There's Good Stuff To Be Involved In.

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."

I Liked You Better When You Were Drunk .

Ju Jitsu Is Very Buddhist. All That We Fear We Hold Close To Ourselves To Survive. So If You're Drowning And You See A Corpse Floating By, Hang On To It Because It Will Rescue You.

Online Dating Is Cool But I Think Myspace And Facebook Is A Little Bit Off Key.