Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.