Many Are Saved From Sin By Being

The Neurotic Longs To Touch Bottom, So At Least He Won't Have That To Worry About Anymore.

Society Honors Its Living Conformists And Its Dead Troublemakers.

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

It's Wonderful To Watch Pretty Women With Character Grow Beautiful.

Good-looking Girls Break Hearts, And Goodhearted Girls Mend Them.