Man Is The Only Animal That Can

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.

Start Off Each Day With A Song.

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

Me And My Big Mouth! I'd Get Rid Of It, Only It's Such A Handy Place To Keep My Teeth.