Man Is The Only Animal That Can

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Be Skinned More Than Once.

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

Me And My Big Mouth! I'd Get Rid Of It, Only It's Such A Handy Place To Keep My Teeth.