Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)

Why Do All Men Have To Suck? I Knew You All Sucked And Still I Stupidly Fell In Love With One Of You. Why? Why Would I Be Such A Masochist? You Pour Your Heart Out To A Man And What Does He Do? ‘could You Change The Channel, Babe?’ You’re All Pathetically Cold. You Don’t Care About Anyone But Yourselves! (kat)

Have You Ever Wanted To Put Your Head In A Blender And Turn On The Liquefy Switch? (tate)

The Only Clothes Amanda Has Are The Ones On Her Back. (kyrian) From What I Saw, She Had No Clothes Whatsoever On Her Back. Her Front Neither. (nick) One Day, Gaitor Bait... (kyrian) Note To Self- Be Nice To Woman, Keep Mouth Shut. (nick)

Tell Me Again How Great You Are, Asshole. Nothing Like A Steel Enema To Ruin Even Your Best Day. (fang)

He’s Stronger Than This. He’s Always Been Stronger… (vane) Even The Mightiest Oak Can Be Felled By A Whisper Of A Wind If It Comes On The Heels Of A Powerful Enough Storm. (carson)