Malevolence Is Shameful But Satisfying.

People Often Are Unsure Whether Or Not They Are In Love, But They Generally Know Whether Or Not They Are Having Sex.

Early Every Morning An Old Woman Goes To The Market To Curse A Grocery Clerk, Who Curses Back.

Desire Is Wakeful; Satisfaction Dozes.

Publish In Haste And Repent At Leisure.

Health Foods Make Promises That Only The Second Coming Could Fulfill.