Madam, If You Were My Wife, I

I Cannot Pretend To Be Impartial About The Colours. I Rejoice With The Brilliant Ones, And Am Genuinely Sorry For The Poor Browns.

Safety And Certainty In Oil Lie In Variety, And Variety Alone.

Thus, Then, On The Night Of The Tenth Of May, At The Outset Of This Mighty Battle, I Acquired The Chief Power In The State, Which Henceforth I Wielded In Ever-growing Measure For Five Years And Three Months Of World War, At The End Of Which Time, All Our Enemies Having Surrendered Unconditionally Or Being About To Do So, I Was Immediately Dismissed By The British Electorate From All Further Conduct Of Their Affairs.

I Do Think Unpunctuality Is A Vile Habit, And All My Life I Have Tried To Break Myself Of It.

The Poor Girl Does Not Know How To Have A Conversation. Unfortunately, She Does Know How To Speak.