Love Is Lovelier The 7th Time Around.

Success Is Like Winning The Sweepstakes Or Getting Killed In An Automobile Crash. It Always Happens To Somebody Else.

In Hollywood, We Have Some Of The Richest Unemployed People In The World. They Have Sun Tans. Some Of Them Have Chauffeurs In Rolls-royces Waiting Outside. They Have Their Golf Clubs Ready In The Car. There Is No Law That Says You Cannot Play Golf While Being Unemployed.

You Want To Fall In Love With A Shoe, Go Ahead. A Shoe Can't Love You Back, But, On The Other Hand, A Shoe Can't Hurt You Too Deeply Either. And There Are So Many Nice-looking Shoes.

In Hollywood If You Are Not Working, You Are A Leper. True, You Are Probably Living In The Most Expensive Leper Colony In The World.

Anyone Who Calls It "sexual Intercourse" Can't Possibly Be Interested In Actually Doing It. You Might As Well Announce You're Ready For Lunch By Proclaiming, "i'd Like To Do Some Masticating And Enzyme Secreting."