Lord, Please Watch Over All These Lost

I Don't Treat The Band Like I'm Above Them Or That They're A Hired Hand For Me. We've Never Worked That Way. So I'm A Team Player. I Would Be Very Uncomfortable Having To Do This Alone.

Honey, Don't Walk Out, I'm Too Drunk To Follow.

I've Learned One Thing, And That's To Quit Worrying About Stupid Things. You Have Four Years To Be Irresponsible Here, Relax. Work Is For People With Jobs. You'll Never Remember Class Time, But You'll Remember The Time You Wasted Hanging Out With Your Friends. So Stay Out Late. Go Out With Your Friends On A Tuesday When You Have A Paper Due On Wednesday. Spend Money You Don't Have. Drink 'til Sunrise. The Work Never Ends, But College Does.

You Get Into Your Late Fifties, People Start Falling Like Flies All Around You. I Don't Take Life For Granted Any More. I'm Really Glad To Be Here.

Take Back Your Insurance, Baby, Nothing Is Guaranteed. Take Back Your Acid Rain, Let Your Tv Bleed.