Lord, Let Me Live Until I Die.

I Don't Care How Poor And Inefficient A Little Country Is - They Like To Run Their Own Business. I Know Men That Would -make My Wife A Better Husband Than I Am But, Darn It, I'm Not Going To Give Her To 'em.

It Ain't So Much What A Man Doesn't Know That Causes Him So Many Problems, But What He Knows That Ain't So.

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.