Live In The Moment That You Are

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.

I'm An Einstein Of The Streets And An Oxford Scholar Of Common Sense.

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

Keep It Simple, When You Get Too Complex You Forget The Obvious.

Don't Call Me Son Unless You're Going To Include Me In Your Will. (when Adolph Rupp Called Him, "son.")