Litigation Only Makes Lawyers Fat.

I Am A Closet Birdwatcher. I Can Identify Southern African Species, But It Irks Me I Can Barely Tell A Jay From A Blackbird In The U.k.

A Cynic Had Defined Aid As Simply The System By Which Poor White People In Rich Countries Gave Money To Rich Black People In Poor Countries To Put Into Swiss Bank Accounts.

Failure Makes Success So Much Sweeter, And Allows You To Thumb Your Nose At The Crowds.

Usually Halfway Through A Book I Have A Serious Depression, So I Go On Safari On My Ranch In South Africa, Or Fishing Off My Island In The Seychelles. When I Come Back And Re-read It, I Think: 'what Was All That About, Smith? It's Fine, Just Get On With It.'

The Best Cure For Racism Is To Have Somebody Shoot At You. Man, It Does Not Matter Then What Color The Arse Is That Comes To Save Yours-black Or White, You're Ready To Give It A Big Fat Kiss.