Like Most Professional Golfers, I Have A

When I Practiced, I Practiced To Get It Right.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

Placing The Ball In The Right Position For The Next Shot Is Eighty Percent Of Winning Golf.

Hitting A Golf Ball And Putting Have Nothing In Common. They're Two Different Games. You Work All Your Life To Perfect A Repeating Swing That Will Get You To The Greens, And Then You Have To Try To Do Something That Is Totally Unrelated. There Shouldn't Be Any Cups, Just Flag Sticks. And Then The Man Who Hit The Most Fairways And Greens And Got Closest To The Pins Would Be The Tournament Winner.

Relax? How Can Anybody Relax And Play Golf? You Have To Grip The Club, Don't You?