Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

I Love The Way My Life Has Fallen Into Place.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.