Life Is Too Short To Remain Unnoticed

Picasso Is A Communist. Neither Am I.

The Famous Soft Watches Are Nothing Else Than The Tender, Extravagant, Solitary, Paranoic-critical Camembert Oftime And Space.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

I Do Not Paint A Portrait To Look Like The Subject, Rather Does The Person Grow To Look Like His Portrait.

I Dedicate This Novel To Gala, Who Was Constantly By My Side While I Was Writing It, Who Was The Good Fairy Of My Equilibrium, Who Banished The Salamanders Of My Doubts And Strengthened The Lions Of Certainties.