Life Is A Mixed Blessing, Which We

Happiness Is Like The Penny Candy Of Our Youth: We Got A Lot More For Our Money Back When We Had No Money.

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

There Are So Many Things That We Wish We Had Done Yesterday, So Few That We Feel Like Doing Today.

It's Hard To Feel Middle-aged, Because How Can You Tell How Long You Are Going To Live?

Women Who Feel Naked Without Their Lipstick Are Well Over Thirty.